September 2011
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People are fucking stupid (Round 2)
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have a deep discussion about life, death, and consciousness. Go!
Stranger 1: really ?
Stranger 2: umm
Stranger 1: nooo not gunna
Stranger 2: people dying is sad
Stranger 1: can we not taLK ABOUT THAT
Stranger 2: WAHT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
Stranger 1: umm dirty talk
Stranger 2: mud, dirt, DUST
Stranger 1: ohhh fuck you ?
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Sep 1st
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People are fucking stupid
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have a deep discussion about life, death, and consciousness. Go!
Stranger 1: when i was a boy
Stranger 1: my father took me into the city
Stranger 1: to lead the black parade
Stranger 1: dammit
Stranger 1: to see a marching band*
Stranger 1: he said son when
Stranger 1: you grow up
Stranger 1: would you be the leader of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
Stranger 1: will you, defeat them?
Stranger 1: your demons
Stranger 1: and all the non-believers
Stranger 1: cause someday, i'll leave you
Stranger 1: a phatom
Stranger 2: when i was a boy, my uncle would take me into the closet to play cave explorer
Stranger 1: to lead you in the summer
Stranger 1: to JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
Stranger 1: did you find pedobear in there?:D
Stranger 1: hes my favorite
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Sep 1st
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Anonymously tell me why you think I'm single.
lilmaj132: socialistscum: itsrealfor-us: impossibleischandra: LOL THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. BRING ON THE HATE. Oh my. Hahahaha do it. I’ve already gotten some of these :p This is going to end badly, oh well I am bored and too stoned to care.  This could be good… Come at me, bro!
Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Listen
Listen… Inside the beehives The masters are stock watching Watching world markets Watching the dollar Watching the news But mostly they are watching me And you Watching your productivity Keeping your attitudes in check While we roll over Play dead Beg And fetch the paycheck That malnourishing bi-monthly Milkbone It buys us prizes While we all turn into drones Clock watching Clock watching Clock...
Aug 31st
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Bullet Boom
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If all atheists left the USA
pardonmehard: atheistsblog: It would loose 93% of the National Academy of Sciences but less than 1% of the prison population. i’ve never been more eager to start my own country. 
Aug 31st
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Daily Sketch Idea
Hello, followers as well as any random strangers who happen to stumble across this post and / or blog.  I had an idea for doing a daily sketch with the ideas generated by “Ask” submissions.  I will essentially be taking requests through my Ask box and will then draw, scan, and post them.  The plan is for this to be daily; however, this is dependent on a steady stream of requests...
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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It's Art Time
So, being in AP Studio Art: Drawing Portfolio requires one piece a week to meet deadlines.  This is all fine and dandy and keeps me on my “creative toes” so to speak.  However, when one is not told the pens they are using are water soluble and then that person proceeds to watercolor over the whole thing only to find out that the pens are water soluble and that all the pain-staking line...
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WatchWatch
At last, definitive proof that the manatee is just a mound of jello with a skin membrane.
Aug 30th
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THUD!
Aug 30th
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Aug 26th
“You’re not something that’s a result of the big bang. You’re not something that...”
– Alan Watts (via f1oating)
Aug 26th
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10 to 15 Foot Waves. . . In Florida
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Surf’s up!
Aug 25th
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